Made from a blend of corn, rye, & barley and aged for at least five years in new, charred White Oak barrels, TJ’s Kentucky Bourbon Straight Whiskey is sweet, spicy, & full-bodied, with a smoky finish. We’d give you the name of the world-renowned, Nelson County, KY distillery from whence it came, but they might not appreciate you knowing they’re letting their Bourbon go for this price—we’re selling each 750mL bottle for $14.99*.

*PRICE ADJUSTMENT: Because of tariffs imposed by the European Union, any customers in the EU will be charged a 25% tariff. Your new total is $18.74 plus VAT.

Parody website – check out the real bourbon on Trader Joe’s